Tonight I went to see the movie "He's Just Not Into You." Wow! It was a great movie because it was so true that it was funny, but as women we never stop to think about decoding what a man really wants from what he says. We just keep hoping he's Mr. Right.
The following will give you a good laugh.
Date Decoder:
1.
What Your Date Said
I don't want to ruin our friendship.
What They Meant
I have no desire to have sex with you.
2.
What Your Date Said
I'm a writer/actor/musician.
What They Meant
I'm broke.
3.
What Your Date Said
I'll be out of town for awhile.
What They Meant
I'm married with 3 kids.
4.
What Your Date Said
I'm kind of tired actually.
What They Meant
I'm tired of pretending to have fun.
5.
What Your Date Said
I'm really busy with work.
What They Meant
I have a better offer.
6.
What Your Date Said
Sure I'll have another margarita.
What They Meant
It'll help make you more attractive.
What is the best line you've ever heard or used?
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